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Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, and type) for a lighthearted diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a urban fantasy world where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers that simultaneously function as both armor and apparel are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading' is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing, either; many of them are so thick they can double as blankets, pillows, even mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly frequent Loaders fail automatically. A diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot, diapers can be layered over a full one; layering provides an additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects.
Example: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare item, Large Diaper Armor): *300 lbs Load capacity, +4 to AC, movement speed reduced by 15 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when equipped (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after using an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The four huge tapes used to secure this mattress-sized pamper around someone are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as a shortsword."
Example 2: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Armor): *80 lbs. Load capacity, +2 AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, wearer and allies within 20 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 30 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's melee attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "This flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent it can be felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other."
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- **Mega-Cuddly Cotton Cloud** (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Armor):
* 50 lbs Load capacity, +2 AC, no movement penalty, wearer gains the "Soft Landing" passive trait (when wearer falls from a height of 30 feet or less, they take no damage and land upright on their diaper), wearer gains advantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks with non-hostile creatures due to the diaper's adorable appearance. "Stuffed to the seams with the fluffiest cotton, this diaper puffs out like a cumulus cloud, ensuring every landing is as gentle as a hug from a teddy bear."
- **Slick Slider Slacks** (Rare item, Medium Diaper Armor):
* 100 lbs Load capacity, +3 AC, movement speed reduced by 5 feet, wearer can use a bonus action to slide on their behind for up to 30 feet without provoking opportunity attacks, leaving a trail of slippery baby oil. "The special lining in these slacks provides not only comfort but a means of slick escape. Great for evasive maneuvers or just having a bit of slippery fun!"
- **Bouncy Bubble Butt Blimpies** (Uncommon item, Large Diaper Armor):
* 200 lbs Load capacity, +3 AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, wearer can as a reaction inflate the diaper to bounce back projectiles of 10 pounds or lighter. "These diapers come with a special valve for inflation, turning an ordinary protective garment into a personal trampoline."
- **Waddling War-Waddle Wides** (Legendary item, Extra-Large Diaper Armor):
* 500 lbs Load capacity, +5 to AC, movement speed reduced by 20 feet, wearer is immune to being knocked prone, gains resistance to bludgeoning damage, and once per day, can release a devastating "Diaperquake" stomp that knocks back enemies in a 10-foot radius. "An imposing fortress of fluff, the Waddle Wides turn their wearer into a rolling juggernaut of unrivaled absorbency."
- **Stealthy Snuggle Shadows** (Rare item, Small Diaper Apparel):
* 25 lbs Load capacity, +2 AC, no movement penalty, wearer gains advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks, and the diaper features a "Shadow Blend" ability to meld into the darkness when partially Loaded. "Surprisingly trim, these diapers are enchanted with darkness, allowing the wearer to vanish into the night—even with a bit of extra bulk."
- **Pillow Plump Pads** (Common item, Small Diaper Accessory):
* Can be affixed to any standard diaper, increasing Load capacity by 20 lbs, providing the "Cushy Comfort" passive trait that grants advantage on saving throws against sleep and charm effects due to the exceptional comfort. "These pads add a bit of cloud-like padding for both comfort and capacity."
- **Arcane Absorb-a-Lots** (Epic item, Large Diaper Armor):
* 400 lbs Load capacity, +4 AC, movement speed reduced by 15 feet, wearer gains +2 to all saving throws, and the diaper absorbs the first 10 points of damage from any magical source per attack. "Woven with threads of pure mana, these diapers offer unrivaled protection against the arcane, swelling with the power of absorbed spells."
- **Heroic Hefty Huggables** (Very Rare item, Large Diaper Armor):
* 250 lbs Load capacity, +3 AC, movement speed reduced by 5 feet, Loaded beyond 100 lbs gives wearer and allies within 10 feet a +1 bonus to hit due to the inspiring sight of the diaper's heroic capacity. "Adorned with the emblems of ancient heroes, these diapers invoke a sense of courage and resilience in all who see them."
- **Gadgeteer's Gizmo Girdle** (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Apparel):
* 75 lbs Load capacity, +2 AC, no movement penalty, comes with built-in utility belt containing various pockets and loops that grant the wearer advantage on Intelligence (Investigation) checks. "A tinkerer's dream, this utility-filled diaper ensures you always have the right tool for the job at hand."
- **Floral Freshness Freshies** (Common item, Small Diaper Apparel):
* 30 lbs Load capacity, +1 AC, no movement penalty, wearer emits a pleasant floral scent that grants advantage on saving throws against effects that rely on smell. "Infused with the scent of blooming fields, these diapers keep their wearer fresh and fragrant even in the heat of battle."